What I learned from Laura

So we were sitting around the living room tonight and doing nothing....like we oh so normally do...when we started making a list about things that we do all the time or say all the time...

Here it is, all the fabulous wisdom I have learned from Laura.
1.Glenn Beck is the ultimate authority on politics.
2. Rich People STINK!
3. Exercise is a necessary evil and happens at 9:00 o'clock.
4. If you are going ot make out it had better be committal
5. "Are you sick?" "Are you going to throw up?"
6. "Does the kitchen stink like garlic?"
7. I don't want any popcorn unless you make some then I am going to eat it all.
8. The Walton's STINK!....they must be related to rich people.
9. The world would be a more perfect place if we all come together for a delicious dinner of
Jenny-O turkey Roast.
10. ....and peanut butter bars
11. BYU STINKS!...and the students should be pities....maybe not all....some are ok
12. (Do rich people go to BYU?)
13."Do you like my elevator overalls?"
14. Going out to dinner is a great idea as long as you know where you are going and don't spend hours asking "Where do you want to eat?" "I don't know. Where do you want to go?"....eventually that road leads to Jack in The Box.
15. Just go to Jack in The Box first
16. You can never have too many hair things...even if they are the same thing.
17. "Do you think Jenay is coming home tonight?"
18. Every trip to the mall deserves a pilgrimage to Down East Basics and Maurices.
19. Thou shalt browse Barnes-N-Noble at least every other day
20. Men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and the rest are all handicapped.
21. Skinny jeans are just sick and wrong...especially on the those of the male persuasion

So wasn't that enlightening......

This is the what she has learned from me....da, da daaaaaaaa
1. "I run to the kitchen"
2. "I'm the funniest person I know."
3. MASH is the coolest TV series of all time
4. "Dope!"
5. There is a saying applicable to every situation "It's shake and bake and I helped"
6. It is necessary to repeat everything that was just said on TV
7. Whose turn is it to drive?
8. Pride and Prejudice is the best book ever and applies to all life situations
9. I think I'll stay home. I have a headache.
10. Oh, fine. I'll go. I need to be social.
11. Every trip to the mall should involve a stop at Sees Candies and Coldwater Creek.
12. I think I put too much butter on this popcorn
13. I'm sorry I'm so awful on the piano.
14. Did you hear me mess up on the middle of the song?
15. I need to three, four, and six letter word for word whomp
16. Always announce when something amuses you
17. I don't like any food I've never tried before....especially kiwis and Jenny-O Turkey Roast
18. I guess men would be all right if they didn't have the brains of a goldfish
19. Do you want popcorn?
20. TV shows are much more entertaining when you can add your own commentary
21. "You should buy that Laura?"
22. SpongeBob is meant to be quoted as often as possible.
23. The best and highest form of communication via hand-made cards.

So I am a better teacher cuz there is more on my list...hahaha